We got a ton of gaming news dropped on us today, but there’s one smaller point that can’t be overlooked: The new Mario game lets you play as Peach. That hasn’t happened in a non-spin-off game since Super Mario Bros. 2. I can’t be the only one who’s excited, right?
*blinks eyes repeatedly*
*tilts head to the side like a confused dog*
*looks off into the distance*
Look, it’s the meeting of gay porn and New Super Mario Bros. Wii that you’ve been waiting for!
Aww. Thanks. You have… a very nice anonymous silhouette.
I was there. You should have said hi! Recognizing people from Tumblr is always fun but also always very awkward. And why deny us that fun awkwardness?
BTW, I was wearing precisely this:
Which I’d photographed specifically to ask a friend “am I too scrubby to go out or can I go like this?” Guess what I decided!
Not gay outright, but a much more enthusiastic of dude flesh than I’m used to seeing in fighting games.
So here is this.
Via sodomymcscurvylegs.
Alistair Theirin, Dragon Age
Photo © Matt Seemann of BetwixtPhotos
Cosplay and editing by mrbob0822
The Nintendo Power art for Magic Sword, a game I loved for more than one reason.
Via Capcom Database.
The wonders of Reddit Gaymers. It’s a great reason to get into Reddit, if you’re not already.
No, there’s no source, and I don’t know who he is, and it’s one of those cases where some will say “But they just gave this rugby dude a controller to shoehorn this into gaming culture,” and these would all be legitimate complaints, yet…
…well … i didn’t even try resisting here
played Metal Gear Rising and the only thing stuck in my head is Jetstream Sam’s booty
few more drawings and this blog can be dedicated to male booties…..
Super Mario Twerk Team
As long as I’m reblogging myself, I uncovered this recently and felt all proud of it. It was a moment.
“Disclaimer: Membership in the ranks does not grant you physical power, but come on — look at yourself. You knew that, you video game-playing pipsqueak.”
