Let us never forget: All the way back in 1996, Nintendo gave us Valentina, who was basically a Mario universe drag queen. We’ve never seen her since.
“Hey, I think we should have a new female character in this Super Mario RPG game we’re making.”
“Oh, that would make sense.”
“Yeah, and maybe she could be a bad guy, because we don’t have many female villains in the series.”
“Sure, sure. That would probably be great.”
“Okay then. I was also thinking that she could have gigantic boobs.”
“Like, just pendulous mammary sacs that jiggle hilariously when Mario hits her.”
(Read my frank evaluation of the design of Valentina, the weirdest of the very weird Super Mario RPG characters.)