Nothing specifically man-on-man about this, but pretty fucking cool you have to admit.

Full disclosure: I may have altered the coloring in one specific place to emphasize the point. From Hogan’s Alley.

First pixelated one-man wet t-shirt contest: dancin’ Axel from Streets of Rage.

The Mr. Sommelier stud card from Shadow Hearts Covenant. (Via.)

— “Marcel, the largest sommelier in the world: ‘After 200 pushups, I can taste the full-bodied effort,’ says the wine analyst popular with amateur tasters.

(Tip from Definitive Extrovert Androphile.)

Some good, old-fashioned barbarian muscle from the NES game Astyanax. Dudes, I think I’m gay for barbarians.

I always thought this was Capcom’s biggest wink to Zangief’s status “as gay as he looks,” what with the photo of pretty boy Vega tacked to the mirror. However, he’s actually doodled some defamatory things on the photo. Sill…

Given that Strikers 1945 is a flying shooter, this dude’s display of muscles is undeniably gratuitous. (Via abobobo.)

Simon Belmont, pixel pin-up. Actually, I’m not sure whether this is actually from a game or just pixel fan art. Panel of experts?

Think about it.

Show off. (From Cho Aniki, via I-Mockery.)

What’s so gay about Galford in Samurai Shodown? Nothing.

Unless you consider the implications of him being a blond, blue-eyed pretty boy whose stage is the San Francisco wharf, populated with a bunch of guys cheering him on. 

“Hi, we, uh, found your number in a men’s room…”

Intro screen from Sega’s Riot City, one of the most (unintentionally?) gay video games ever. (Via KillScreen Poetry.)

The Mr. Samurai stud card from Shadow Hearts: Covenant. (Via.)

— “Ogasawara, the last samurai, still hanging on to his sword. With it stuck in his loincloth, he cuts a dashing figure that no woman or man can resist.”