Gaymer cuteness, via fanboygaymerjunk. Happy Saturday!

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One side of me says “Those are some cute, twinky Mario Bros.” Another, differently gay side of me says, “Dudes, lose the posters and clean your goddamn room.”

I know this one made the rounds not too long ago, but I gotta admit: These guys totally won the “Can you make Mario sexy?” contest.

Toronto Gay Gamers March In Pride (via GayGamer.net, via fanboygaymerjunk.)

So… Remember that “Hunky Mario Bros.” photo that made the rounds online — here and other places? Of course you do. Well, I may have found a few more…

Dudes, I’m inclined to forgo the quippy remark on these, but I’ll say this much: It’s interesting to consider what it means to use a plunger as a phallic stand-in in homoerotic art.

I said there was more “Hunky Mario Bros.” and I wasn’t kidding.

Remember: It’s not weird because they’re actually brothers. It is weird because they’re cherished icons from your childhood.

And now we have abs.

It’s Friday, dudes. Get comfortable. Get one up, so to speak.

Honestly, this couldn’t have less to do with Mario and Luigi, compositionally speaking, but there you go: the first bare man ass on my little queer gamer blog.

EDIT: I’d like to say the banana peel is a Mario Kart reference, but let’s not kid ourselves, fellas — it’s a fairly obvious cock stand-in.

But just to show that I understand and I care, here’s another one. There are coins! That’s a legitimate Mario reference!

I can’t even pretend this is game related. Except for the hats. At least they’re wearing the hats.

One of the only instances in which a plumber’s toolbox was made to look sexy.