One side of me says “Those are some cute, twinky Mario Bros.” Another, differently gay side of me says, “Dudes, lose the posters and clean your goddamn room.”
I know this one made the rounds not too long ago, but I gotta admit: These guys totally won the “Can you make Mario sexy?” contest.
Dudes, I’m inclined to forgo the quippy remark on these, but I’ll say this much: It’s interesting to consider what it means to use a plunger as a phallic stand-in in homoerotic art.
Remember: It’s not weird because they’re actually brothers. It is weird because they’re cherished icons from your childhood.
It’s Friday, dudes. Get comfortable. Get one up, so to speak.
Honestly, this couldn’t have less to do with Mario and Luigi, compositionally speaking, but there you go: the first bare man ass on my little queer gamer blog.
EDIT: I’d like to say the banana peel is a Mario Kart reference, but let’s not kid ourselves, fellas — it’s a fairly obvious cock stand-in.
But just to show that I understand and I care, here’s another one. There are coins! That’s a legitimate Mario reference!